|Q. How do you get Picachu into a bus?
Q.Why did the dinosaur cross
A. Because the chicken hadn't been invented yet.
Q. What did the fish say when
he swam into the concrete wall.
Thanks to Aonghus Maher for
sending in these jokes.
Q. How did Noah manage in the dark?
A. He turned on the floodlights.
Q. I'd like a pet mouse for
A. Sorry, we don't do swaps
Q. Why did the fans call their
A. He was always missing the ball.
There was a young man from
Who sat on his set of false teeth,
He jumped with a spring,
And said what a strange thing,
I've bitten myself from beneath.
Thanks to Ronan Mullally for
sending in these jokes and limerick.
Top | Kildare Community